LATEST: IT’S just as well Blanche Hunt isn’t in Corrie any more because last week she’d have died laughing. ... Read Full Column

LATEST: IT’S a wonder I had time to write the column this week. You see I’ve had to sort out some warfare in Afghanistan and then lead my footie squad to victory in the UEFA Champions League.... Read Full Column

LATEST: I’VE solved the fuel problem. I know. Don’t thank me. It was nothing, really.... Read Full Column

LATEST: YES, she’s only 18. Yes, she’s Jordan’s younger sister. But if you think Miss Sophie Price is nothing but a pale imitation of her big sis, you’re in for a shock.... Read Full Column

LATEST: STILL so much fall-out from Chelsea’s Champions League exit to Inter Milan on Tuesday night at Stamford Bridge.... Read Full Column

LATEST: ONE great benefit of watching so much telly is that I dream up lots of TV-themed games.... Read Full Column