LOLLY’S GOT ENGLAND’S WORLD CUP STRIP LICKED

ABOVE: Lolly Jackson runs a string of strip clubs

MEET Lolly Jackson, the king of South African sleaze, who’s promising to help the world’s top players and fans score this summer.

Jackson runs a string of strip clubs across South Africa – with one close to each of the England team’s World Cup venues in Rustenburg, Cape Town and Port Elizabeth.

His Teazers clubs offer exclusive saucy parties to teams playing in the tournament.

And Jackson, 53, says he has already taken a booking from the Mexican World Cup squad.

Brit WAGS had better beware as he plans to tempt the England players with his bevy of beauties.

And with lap dances from just £10 – and “everything” for £200 – the lads could be heading straight for another scandal.

He said: “I know the English team very well. We have all heard about John Terry, he seems a very naughty boy.

“I’m sure there are a couple of my dancers who will be more than happy to show him a good time with an after-match rub-down.

“If my girls give him a private booby dance he’s going to be leaving here kicking balls, that’s for sure!

“I’ll do all I can to get the English and their fans here – they would have a treat. My girls are the best in the world.

“The private parties we could organise for these guys would be amazing.

“I have already had the Mexican squad approach me and book one.

“I am going to be doing the same for the English soccer team, who I feel could actually go on to win this tournament. They’re my favourites.”

Jackson said he was expecting a lot of custom from football supporters. He said: “When the fans come here they are going to get teased here.

“But if the fans want to get pleased, there are certainly other venues which we can recommend to them – clean, safe places.

“We are very well known to the tourists who come here – from cricket fans to rugby supporters.

“It’s so cheap here – it’s going to cost them £10 for a table dance.

“But bring £200 to this club and you are going to see everything!

“I’m known as the ‘Wimpy of the strip clubs’, I’m not ­interested in quality, I’m interested in the quantity.”

And he had a message for our lads: “Englishmen, get ready for the time of your life. He added: “The English fans are definitely the noisiest and the most misbehaved.

“As for the other fans, the Dutch will probably be prowling the streets and the Germans…I think we will have to get a lot of beer for them.”

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